Bucket List #1

Definition of BUCKET LIST

:  a list of things that one has not done before but wants to do before dying

Origin of BUCKET LIST

from the phrase kick the bucket (to die)

First Known Use: 2006

Babzism 

A Word that I, (Babz) have twisted, connected, put together for my own selfish benefit. Words I've made up that, in my delusional mind, are more descriptive.

After having two heart attacks, I find myself contemplating life, my life in general. I've come to the realization that like the Lottery, eventually our number comes up. So little time & so very much to do and say. 

I wish I had time to share w/you, my family and friends all the shit through the years that has made me laugh to the point of tears. This happens to be one of them;

More Cowbell

 Rubber Biscuit

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

THE COWSILLS
"Hair"

(Gerome Ragni and James Rado)

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it

Life Hack; How to Unlock A Locked PC

How to unlock locked PC (Password protected Computer)

Cannot find your password reset disk?

This little hacking tip will help you to regain access to your password protected computer.

Turn off the PC. Turn on the PC Press [F8] while the computer is booting (F8 must be pressed within the first 10 sec. of booting process) and then select [Safe Mode] Click on the [Administrator] account. Select [Start] and click [Run] Type " control userpasswords2 " and press [Enter] Uncheck [Users must enter a username and password] and restart the computer. Your PC will be password free.

Use it.

This hacking trick is not intended to be executed on password locked computer that you do not have permission from its owner.
 

Reciprocity/When We Dance

A truce of reciprocity, a white flag  was unfurled. And for a fleeting moment we made love, really for the very first time. Or maybe it was the first time in memory. And we heard this song in the background of our unconscious mind as the tears flowed with a release of pure pain, a loss of contempt...

Jamie Nash

This is the story of a young woman by the name of Jamie Nash. She was, for all intent and purpose, an attractive woman with her entire world and life, right in front of her for the taking. 

Our story begins as any other ordinary day. Jamie was texting while she was driving. 

If you were to ask her what she was texting about, she'd tell you that she can't remember. Is it not obvious as to why I make that statement in the last sentence? Some things you hear and see, well, you can never take it back. In other words, if you look & listen to the video below, you can hear the blood curdling screams of Jamie Nash burning alive.

Ask yourself right now, is it worth it? Is that he/said/she/said message really that important? Oh, so it won't happen to you? Yea, you're a true dumbass!
To Be Continued...

Jamie's 

TXT L8R Foundation

Don't Mess w/a Feral Cat

Maggot Mouth MoFo

I've seen some really gross shit in my almost 55 years. There are no words to describe how gross this is. It's grosser than gross!!

Infectious Baby Laughter /Crazy Dogs

If this video doesn't make you laugh, I'll kiss your ass in public...but not before I tell you how much you need to get a life.

Slap Happy

Stocking Stuffer???

Imagine That???

Remember This???1980's

CBS WKBT News Anchor's On-Air Response to Viewer Calling Her Fat

It took me many painful years to grow into the woman I am at this  juncture in my life. I look back over the last 55 years and I ask myself, "Why in hell did I waste a breath, a minute, a second worrying about what other people thought of me. 
Yes, it's taken all these years to figure out that I don't give a rat's ass what any single one of you thinks of me, short of my own family. And it's like this; why should I care about anything that is said to hurt me when the person who has said it,  "Ain't Shit," in my book. 
The kind of person/people,  who would put to words such imbecile and hurtful thoughts,  put them in to black & white, well, they aren't worth the most miniscule thought processes.

Jehovah is the Landlord of this body, mind and soul and I am willing to bet He won't let you Rent space in my head!

Dove Real Beauty Sketches

This short video touches, incredibly, on how we see ourselves as well as how we are perceived by others.

When it's all said and done...

I am who I think I am 

I am who you think I am

I am who God knows I am.

The Hunted and the Hated: Racial Profiling at It's Best

An Inside Look at the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk Program 

A secret audio recording of a stop-and-frisk in action sheds unprecedented light on a practice that has put the city's young people of color in the NYPD's crosshairs. Read the full story at: http://www.thenation.com/article/1704...

The Landfill Harmonic Orchestra

I can't imagine a world, my world without Music. Many times, Music has saved my life. That's right, ask me. In the meantime, look what a little love, inspiration and a mind for Recycling can do!!

50 Awesome Life Hacks

UPDATE! This post has been so popular that we’ve searched the web and posted another, even better-rer, 40 Clever Life Hacks which you can see HERE and HERE! 

Life hacks are little ways to make our lives easier. These low-budget tips and tricks can help you organize and de-clutter space; prolong and preserve your products; or teach you something (e.g., tie a full Windsor knot) that you simply did not know before. Most of these came from tumblr and reddit, but we’ve searched through them all to prepare this list just for you!

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